Thursday, 30 June 2011

A few changes and an addition

I apologize in advanced.  As the team grows and the event list gets long the site needed just a little TLC  There are some reprints of previous posts but things will be much more streamlined now.  More race updates to come, World Cup this weekend for one team member, some recovery time for others, training for the remainder of the team.

Speaking of the team, we all went to welcome Sean Ruppel on as an official member.  Mainly its because we want to play with his breasts, his riding ability is questionable but his dog seemed to help influence the selection committee to allowing him to join the most exclusive race team in Ontario.  I do believe the Muskee's influence was more on the sacrificial body offering in the means of a chew toy to the three wise dogs.  They have yet to receive the offer.

The selection committee



Starbuck, food works to bribe your way past this judge, of course after she eats your hand off your riding ability may be limited.

Rogue, the silent one, the young one.  Not much is known of this judge.  Potentially the decider.
Molly, has Nascar passed the best and speed check crashed the best.  Impress her with your technical skills and speed, you may get in.  Slow up and she will put you into the wall.  

Brenden Matheson,

 The only man who can smile and puke at the same time.  Would rather race in a pair of Daisy Duke shorts than a team kit.  Feels that everyone should dress like a super hero, even if you're not.

Andrew Parry,


Although he has opted to live in the country known as Quebec he helps with the international presence.  Has been seen more at night than during the daylight hours.

Chris Wong,

 The only man who feels that the team kit doesn't have enough pink in it. Feels that looking fast is way more important than being fast.  Closet team member, closet something else????

Matthew Spak,

 The old guy of the team, of course this doesn't mean he has much wisdom.  Doesn't ride that fast so compensates by doing really really long races.  Writes better than he rides and most times that's even in question. 

Shannon Spak,

 Yes that is a horse.  She rides horses faster than we ride bikes, she also runs faster for fun than most of the team does scared.  Turning to the dark side and will be seen running and more so riding in the flashy colours.  Yet another woman on the team to put shame in the boys during the winter training. Not officially a Spak but accepted the proposal.